Hub Fans Bid Kid's Cerebellum Adieu
They saved Teddy's brain They set it out in the rain I discovered it yesterday Patrolling left in old Fenway Teddy's brain is up to bat A shiny helmet and a Bosox hat Teddy's brain is in a fix "Remember me? I hit .406!" They saved Teddy's brain Did the same for John Wayne They saved Teddy's brain But not Ferris Fain's Now it's starting to get soft We may need help from Lara Croft Every night it takes BP And now it has its sights set on me! Teddy's brain is on the loose Without the rest of Teddy, what's the use?