They saved Teddy's brain
They set it out in the rain
I discovered it yesterday
Patrolling left in old Fenway
Teddy's brain is up to bat
A shiny helmet and a Bosox hat
Teddy's brain is in a fix
"Remember me? I hit .406!"
They saved Teddy's brain
Did the same for John Wayne
They saved Teddy's brain
But not Ferris Fain's
Now it's starting to get soft
We may need help from Lara Croft
Every night it takes BP
And now it has its sights set on me!
Teddy's brain is on the loose
Without the rest of Teddy, what's the use?